brititsh:

when you tell your friends a joke and no one laughs
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that awkward part of the resume where u hav to list your facebook employment history

luciferianliberationfront:

Harry Potter School for Witches & Wizards graduating class of 2009

2010-2011: Smokes Weed at Kush

2011-2013: Dick Licker at Your Dad House

relahvant:

this year was supposed to be my year

maybe next year.

yahoneydip:

This fucking woman

phatamy:

urietarded:

textbooks attempting to be racially diverse will always be the funniest thing 

chow liung pao and shyniqua went to the supermarket

queenroselalonde:

greenmariosmansion:

“sir could you please put away your yugioh cards? this is a job interview”

"wait is that a blue eyes white dragon? you’re hired"