So one of my friends broke her arm falling off her porch and her hot neighbor friend took her to the emergency room. When she about to get a xray the technician asked “is there any possibility of you being pregnant?” and she’s like “No” the technician looked at her, looked the the hot neighbor friend then look back at her and asked "Are you sure?"
dang the graphics for this new super smash brothers game look really good
HOW DO PEOPLE READ WITH THE SLEEVE ON THE HARD COVER BOOK?! i JUST CAN’T
IDK I JUST FEEL WEIRD WHEN ITS NOT ON
I JUST FEEL SO MUCH MORE RELAXED WHEN THE BOOK’S NOT WEARING CLOTHES TO IMPRESS ME. JUST THE HARD BOOK IN MY HANDS
THIS JUST GOT SEXUAL REALLY QUICKLY
I actually love dogs more than most people tbh
no homo tho
why no homo?
the french word for dog is masculine and you can never be too safe
talking to girls about music is either really good or really bad because some girls will be like yeah i listen to like this and this and thats it. however some girls will give you 5 paragraphs worth of information about passion pit/artic monkeys/ed sheeran that you didnt really need to know about
she is exactly what I aspire to be
magic isn’t real and printer ink is expensive by electrolemon
these vines are getting fucking ridiculous