how to do things without crying:
1. i dont know
2. cry
(Source: circumcisions)
“you’re denying it so it must be true!”
NO IM DENYING IT BECAUSE ITS FALSE MOTHERFUCKER
- me: why does no one like me
- person: i like you'
- me: thanks
- me: why does no one like me
necromorph-slayinglovemachine:
I’m not sure but I think I just accidentally created a legendary Pokemon
pokemon gen 7 (lemon version/lime version for the nintendo 3DS 2) will introduce two new types to form a trio with the rock type: paper and scissors. eevee will get two new evolutions, papereon and scissorseon
a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt
(Source: niallhortonhearsawho)
