dajo42:

whenever somebody says like “so what did you do today?” just look off into the distance and say “the right thing”

phoeni-xx:

i cannot

The Beatles - When I'm Sixty-Four
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thefaultsinourstars:

Will you still need me?

Will you still feed me?

When I’m 64? <3

red-lipstick:

Fulati Tayierjiang (b. China, resides Paris, France) - Snapshots Paris, 2013     Paintings: Oil on Canvas  

red-lipstick:

Fulati Tayierjiang (b. China, resides Paris, France) - Snapshots Paris, 2013     Paintings: Oil on Canvas  

grumpysalmon:

shout out to water for keeping my throat sufficiently lubricated for optimal yodeling techniques

lustinghipbones:

x

obamallamatime:

Hello, Police? I accidentally stepped on my cats foot and need to be arrested

christareiss:

so you wanna be a master

christareiss:

so you wanna be a master