whenever somebody says like “so what did you do today?” just look off into the distance and say “the right thing”
Will you still need me?
Will you still feed me?
When I’m 64? <3
Fulati Tayierjiang (b. China, resides Paris, France) - Snapshots Paris, 2013 Paintings: Oil on Canvas
shout out to water for keeping my throat sufficiently lubricated for optimal yodeling techniques
Hello, Police? I accidentally stepped on my cats foot and need to be arrested
so you wanna be a master